Frankly I’m amazed that this thing was able to keep a decent speed on the highway. I figured the earth’s magnetic pull working against all these ribbons would stop a rig like this dead in it’s own tracks. Maybe that could warrant another magnet? How about “Shitbox Ribbon Magnet Overload Awareness”? I mean really people enough with the fucking ribbons already! I saw one that read “Support Our Clergy”. Really…. do they need our support? Are they being treated badly? Unjustly accused? Bring me the head of Tony Orlando!
How about a car shaped like a giant ribbon? With an LED message board that would allow you to change your cause du jour at the touch of a button? We could call it “The Grief Machine”! Just imagine how many troops you could support, how much autism awareness you could raise with such a beast. Or you could get drunk and make it read “No Fat Chicks!” Hey now you’re talkin’!
You know maybe the dude driving this Dodge Crapavan has got some taste after all: I zoomed into the magnets and looky what I found!
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