This is one sad ass pimp mobile. This guy must have the nastiest stable of ho’s this side of of the garden center at K-Mart. Seriously brother, what a disgrace: bald ass boots all around, bricks holdin’ her in place and what looks like a truckers strap thrown across the hood in disgust.
But… imagine if you will this thing in it’s heyday: bitches front, rear, and center, empty 40’s of the Bull rollin’ around under the seats, half a dozen rails lined up on the dash and “My Girl Wants to Party All the Time” cued up on the in-dash cassette deck. Those were the em-effin days people, find me a Mistubishi Mirage that can roll with not one, but TWO spares, port and starboard, and I’ll score you assholes a couple of tickets to go see Good Charlotte down at the skate park. Have fun.
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